Friday, August 30, 2013


We drank this at my birthday in 2013. It went down well. Surprisingly it didn't come up afterwards either!


5 Liters dry red wine from either sergo's restaurant or the old guy in the market who used to be on the far right but is now on the far left.

A 2 liter bottle of orange soda from natakhtari

A bunch of fruit. melons and peaches/nectarines or whatever.

Some hard alcohol. vodka works but hard fruit liquors that taste nice are better.

Borjomi. as many as possible

Mix all this stuff together and let it sit as long as possible.

Drink and make merry.


Wake up. Curse life. drink borjomi.

How to make the stuff we make at the türa.

This site will document the crap we swill to the lucky people who come through our doors.

Lucky them.

And all y'all too.

If one can think of something edible that you have choked down while in my domicile, please let me know and i'll try to remember how it was made.

Love and whatever.

Andrew, Lord and High Priest of the Order of the Türa.